お子, 御子: (honorifics) child (someone else's, never one's own) / 尾籠, 痴: foolishness, stupidity; indecency, indelicateness

乎古止点: marks to aid in reading Chinese classics

(informal) failure

(informal) to be a failure

(と〜) thinking that […] (with the next clause explaining that the truth is contrary to expectations)

to seem, to appear

continuative of the passive of 思う (omou); continuative of 思われる (omowareru)

(as と思われ) (2channel slang) Synonym of と思う (to omou)

in my opinion; I think; I guess; upon thought; upon reflection; upon contemplation / conceivably; presumably

as one wishes, in a way that one wants