get, acquire, gain, obtain, win, catch / be able to, can / (in the form ざるを得ない following the imperfective form of a verb) cannot help but doing, cannot but do

to obtain (benefit) / be able to, -able

cannot

笊法: a law that is full of loopholes

a law that is full of loopholes

everything

(colloquial) current boyfriend

(slang) Alternative form of 彼氏 (kareshi, “boyfriend”)

everyone, one and all

irresistible, can't hold back, can't suppress, can't keep oneself from