one-eyed goblin, a Japanese monster

I don't speak Japanese

I'm a Muslim

I'm Jewish

prostitute

will you marry me

A stock phrase in Japanese pop culture supposedly used by the wife in a newly-wed couple to invite her new husband to bed.

Kyūjitai form of 私生児 (“illegitimate child”)

(informal) the lady doth protest too much; a girl's protests should not necessarily be taken at face value.

“a hundred days of sermonizing, one fart” → a metaphor for how something that one has put great effort into can come to nothing after even a slight mistake, much as a hundred days of serious spiritual study can be lost to the winds