(Internet slang) I just got here, so please tell me in three lines what happened.

Edo River / Edogawa (one of 23 special wards in Tokyo prefecture, Japan) / a surname

A true Tokyoite: one who was born and raised in the Japanese capital and whose parents are from Tokyo. One whose family has been from Tokyo for generations.

(calligraphy and typography) "Edo characters", distinctive calligraphic (and later, typographic) styles that were born in the Edo period

a tatami mat of the Edo (Tokyo) style

(idiomatic) support, take someone's side, stand by someone

carry, take, bring (something)

bring (something to a person/place)

(archaic) bring (something to a person/place)

a toy, plaything