(Internet slang, humorous, pun) Christmas Eve, as a night of sexual activity between young couples

(euphemistic) job in the nightlife / sex industry

I don't speak Japanese

I'm a Muslim

I'm Jewish

will you marry me

A stock phrase in Japanese pop culture supposedly used by the wife in a newly-wed couple to invite her new husband to bed.

prostitute

Kyūjitai form of 私生児 (“illegitimate child”)

the sixteenth night of the month under the lunar calendar, just after the full moon