Synonym of you can't make this stuff up

(Australia) Synonym of couldn't organise a piss-up in a brewery

(Yorkshire, idiomatic) Bow-legged.

simple past tense of couldn't care less

simple past tense of can't carry a tune in a bucket

(UK, Ireland, Australia, New Zealand, vulgar, slang, idiomatic) Is unable even to organise a project that requires no planning; is incompetent.

Synonym of couldn't organise a piss-up in a brewery

Synonym of couldn't organise a piss-up in a brewery

Misspelling of I couldn't have said it better myself.

Synonym of couldn't organise a piss-up in a brewery