The onager.

Poorly or incompetently done. / desultory

simple past tense and past participle of half-ass

Produced in an incompetent or desultory manner, or of something lacking in quality or substance; of low rank; incompetent.

(slang) To perform a task incompletely or carelessly. Usually considered derogatory or insulting.

(slang, vulgar) Indicates disapproval, disagreement, or disbelief, often with a tone of disregard, disdain, or disgust, referring to the buttocks.

(slang, vulgar) I; me; myself; oneself in the third person.

simple past tense and past participle of kick ass

Third-person singular simple present indicative form of kick ass

A beating, sometimes prearranged. / A brutal and decisive defeat of an individual or group of people by another who had thoroughly dominated them in doing so, such as in sports.