(simile, archaic) Completely bald; having no hair at all.

Rhynchospora scirpoides, reported in scattered parts of the eastern United States

simple past tense and past participle of make the bald man cry

present participle of make the bald man cry

(idiomatic, slang) To masturbate.

Third-person singular simple present indicative form of make the bald man cry

Two people disputing the ownership of something that is of no use to either of them.