plural of FART

(derogatory, idiomatic) An elderly person who holds old-fashioned views.

(simile, slang, vulgar) Very drunk.

(figuratively, slang, mildly vulgar) Something ill-considered and said or done impulsively. / (figuratively, slang, mildly vulgar) An instance of absent-mindedness or forgetfulness.

(UK, vulgar, slang) An emission of air from the vagina, especially when audible. / (US, mildly vulgar or childish) A (normal) fart.

Alternative form of sparrow-fart

(uncountable, UK, Australia, New Zealand, slang) A time very early in the day; dawn. / (countable) A person or thing of no consequence.

Alternative form of sparrow-fart

(slang) To waste time, or to fool about.

(slang) A simulation of the sound of flatulence, made by creating a pocket of air between the armpit of a partially raised arm and the hand, and then swiftly closing this pocket by bringing the arm close to the torso.