Alternative spelling of ash blond

If one asks a question that is stupid or to which the answer is obvious, one should not be surprised or displeased to receive a silly or bizarre response.

(simile, informal) Very keen; enthusiastic; eager.

(simile) Very fat; plump; overweight.

(simile, archaic) stock still

(UK) As it was; in a former state or condition.

In such a manner as. / With such a purpose as. / If only; on condition that.

(idiomatic, archaic) Alternative form of as ever trod shoe-leather

(informal, possibly nonstandard) Considering the fact that; since; given that.

(informal) Alternative form of seeing that.