Synonym of give someone ass cancer

simple past tense of give someone butt cancer

Alternative form of butter my butt and call me a biscuit

(Canada, US, slang, vulgar) A response to a situation that one thinks has no chance of ever occurring.

(Southern US, colloquial) An expression of astonishment upon learning something unbelievable (usually positive).

Alternative form of think the sun shines out of someone's arse