(colloquial, now principally US, dated) Alternative form of as tight as Dick's hatband

(idiomatic, vulgar, informal) In a state of being unprepared, powerless, or idle.

(transitive, idiomatic, informal, of a man) To have sex with another person deemed insane or otherwise undesirable.

(vulgar, slang) Of a man: to have sexual intercourse.

Third-person singular simple present indicative form of stick one's dick in crazy

simple past tense and past participle of stick one's dick in crazy

present participle of stick one's dick in crazy

(gambling, dice games) A roll of ten in the game of craps.

present participle of get one's dick wet

Third-person singular simple present indicative form of get one's dick wet