(Cumbria) eleven in Cumbrian sheep counting

(Cumbria) thirteen in Cumbrian sheep counting

(Cumbria) fourteen in Cumbrian sheep counting

(Cumbria) Twelve in Cumbrian sheep counting.

(slang, vulgar) Nothing at all, or very little.

(vulgar, informal, Canada, US) To waste time on an unproductive activity.

(vulgar, derogatory, idiomatic) idiot, foolish person.

plural of dick munch

(slang, vulgar) A weak male. / erectile dysfunction, impotence, whiskey dick.

(countable, slang, vulgar) A weak person. / (uncountable, slang, vulgar) erectile dysfunction / (countable, slang, vulgar) A penis affected by erectile dysfunction.