Alternative form of who would have thunk it

(idiomatic, euphemistic) To engage (as the more active or dominant partner) in sexual intercourse with, especially without the consent of one's partner; rape

(colloquial) To drink enough alcohol to be slightly or moderately drunk.

(colloquial) To drink enough alcohol to be slightly or moderately drunk.

Indicates that the speaker has hypotension (low blood pressure).

Indicates that the speaker is afflicted with asthma

Indicates that the speaker has acquired immune deficiency syndrome.

Indicates that the speaker has diabetes.

Indicates that the speaker is afflicted with some form of cancer.

Indicates that the speaker has hypertension (high blood pressure).