(idiomatic, colloquial, vulgar) To masturbate (male).

(humorous) thank you

plural of spank bank

(slang) A mental stock of images or fantasies brought to mind when masturbating.

Third-person singular simple present indicative form of spank the monkey

simple past tense and past participle of spank the monkey

(informal) utterly new, as new as possible

(informal) utterly new, as new as possible

(humorous) thank you very much

Someone who spanks. / An instrument used to give someone a spanking or spank, such as a paddle. / (nautical) A fore-and-aft gaff-rigged sail on the aft-most mast of a square-rigged vessel.