You can't break sticks in a bundle.

You can't break a stick in a bundle.

You cannot break sticks in a bundle.

You cannot break a stick in a bundle.

One cannot break a stick in a bundle.

I always stick my foot in my mouth when I try to make a joke.

Stick a fork in me, I'm done.

Every stick has two ends.

He always ends up sticking his foot in his mouth whenever he tries to make a joke.

He always sticks his foot in his mouth when he tries to tell a joke.