A method of transmission of information non-locally, allowing FTL communication and back-in-time communication, through application of Steven Weinberg's proposed non-linear fields in quantum physics on entangled particles, accessing hidden variables of the Schrödinger equation.

A shower equipped with a showerhead that is attached to a long hose.

plural of EPR telephone

Synonym of phone sex

Synonym of answering machine

(slang) A toilet, as a receptacle for vomiting.

plural of big white telephone

plural of telephone answering machine

A pseudo-telephone constructed from two tin cans (or paper cups, etc.) attached at the ends with string.

(uncountable) A method of transmission of information between different quantum universes in branches of the quantum multiverse that exist after the creation of the telephone, in a MWI of quantum physics.