Alternative form of old as the hills

(Internet slang, humorous) to love

Alternative form of sooner rather than later

Alternative form of right as rain

(idiomatic, simile) Superlative; wonderful.

Third-person singular simple present indicative form of less than three

present participle of less than three

simple past tense and past participle of less than three

Barely useful; almost worthless or pointless, but nevertheless better than having nothing at all.

Extremely stupid.