(vulgar, humorous) Used to deflect a request for a reason.

(idiomatic) Everything someone uses or does succeeds or becomes better.

(idiomatic, vulgar, derogatory) Everything someone uses or does fails or becomes worse.

(American football, Canadian football) A six-point score occurring when the ball enters possession of a team's player in the opponent's end zone.

One who touches. / (bowls) A ball lying in contact with the jack. / (Tyneside, derogatory) A toucha; one who tries to get something out of others for nothing in return.

A stone used to check the quality of gold alloys by rubbing them to leave a visible trace. / (figuratively, by extension) A standard of comparison or evaluation.

(of a situation) Extremely sensitive or volatile; easily disturbed to the point of becoming unstable; requiring caution or tactfulness. / (of a person) Easily offended, oversensitive.

(American football) The result of a play (usually a kickoff or punt) in which the ball passes out the back of the end zone or a team otherwise gains possession of the ball in their own end zone.

(Tyneside, derogatory) A person who tries get something out of others for nothing in return.

plural of touchdown