chickenfucker

That got me mad and I called them all chickenfuckers. That got them mad and they called the police. That's when I called it quits.

Yeah, "Halfie" I think it went that the cop was reading a note from the Chickenfucker, that said "Sorry I had sex with your chickens" or something. Then they said "who would fuck a chicken" and Halfie put up his hand. Then they said "You don't count halfie, you don't have any legs" But I think the middle part of my description is way wrong. Oh well