anteater dick

I've been feeling guilty about big dicks lately; there are some twinkies at my gym (and when the French are Twinkie, they are really, really, twinkie...) with big-ole fat table-leg uncut anteater dicks... and I have the urge to levitate across the showerroom and teleport them to my bed for an evening of mutual moistness when they give me lust-filled 'you're quite a munchy teddybear' looks.