スニーカー

……Tada no Biggufutto nan te kono yo ni sonzaishi nēēe‼ Nan de konna tokoro ni densetsu no yūma ga seisokushiten dāa‼ Nan de Biggufutto ga sunīkā haitten dā!…There’s no such thing as Bigfoot!! Why would a legendary cryptid be living here!? And why would Bigfoot even wear sneakers for fudge’s sake?