Wa', kono shichuēshon. Kazoku wa rusu! Gārufurendo to futari kiri. Sara ni taian kichijitsu! Kore wa moshiya ōgon no seishun rabukome patān.Gasp, this situation. My family’s out! It’s only me and my girlfriend! Today’s also a Lucky Day! This could be the golden rom-com pattern of youth.