The story kicks in when a relationship guru (Joy Behar) suggests that the wives give their husbands a week off from marriage — a hall pass — which, after not much anguish, they do.

Their refrainings from evil are members of at least one active causal chain […]

peering in maps for ports and piers and roads

Do not be alarmed if you have received this yellow cylinder which looks like a stick of dynamite and even had the word explosive on it. Last week, one kiasi fellow was so alarmed that he called the police […]