After all these years, she still has it.

With the invention of male cosmetics such as 'guyliner' and 'manscara' by Superdrug, fashion-conscious young men have no excuse to avoid this autumn's dark romantic goth trend just because they don't have a girlfriend to steal eyeliner from.

They waited one long excruciating minute, while Sam counted the kerthumps inside her chest.

The 'Varsity played Aston Villa and were beaten after a very exciting game; this was pre-eminently the most important Socker game played in Oxford this term.