After all these years, she still has it.

They waited one long excruciating minute, while Sam counted the kerthumps inside her chest.

With the invention of male cosmetics such as 'guyliner' and 'manscara' by Superdrug, fashion-conscious young men have no excuse to avoid this autumn's dark romantic goth trend just because they don't have a girlfriend to steal eyeliner from.

The 'Varsity played Aston Villa and were beaten after a very exciting game; this was pre-eminently the most important Socker game played in Oxford this term.