After his fall from the emperor's favor, the general was posted to a remote outpost.

Then, the theory goes, a rogue archaeon gobbled up a bacterium to create an entirely new type of cell that would go on to form the basis of all complex life on Earth, from plants to humans.

Christmas always thought himself a “patriotic American,” but, as he saw the matter, a little “revoluting” on behalf of his benefactors—Manuel Bonilla and Estrada Cabrera—in no sense harmed the interestes of the United States.

He strives, therefore, in fantasy and in practice, to 'vaginalize his anus. He may attempt to turn his defeat into an assumed victory by behaving like a woman, assuming feminine characteristics, and enjoying sexual penetration into his anus.