This human predicamental scale

Stock prices are heading back towards the north.

Castle garrisons are castellani; WP does not use the term oppidani.

[I'm curious why they would include such a feature in the first place.] Butt dialing. Especially since some phones call 911 if you hold down one key on the phone for several seconds, it's easy to accidentally dial 911. On certain Nextel phones you hold down 9 for a couple of seconds and it dials 911.