We had so much time when we were in Zoomland where we had to think, “Wait, why am I waking up and doing this again?”

...The folk pushit me, and I behooved to come forrud, and mak’ my confession.

Police say this 20 ton hydraulic jack was used to press mixtures of cocaine and “buff” into brick.

Two new molded fiber-glass plastic headshields for weldors are reported to offer the user lighter weight comfort with complete head protection from the welding arc and spatter.