Beating up on shitpuddles like you is comparable to a basic food group in alt.peeves, and you're just a name at the end of the list.

What it means to be a librarian has changed significantly over the last few decades, and Sheli McHugh is at the forefront of a new generation of tech-savvy bibliognosts.

Imprimis we do present upon our oaths that one Gilbert Wheeler gentleman enclosed a leasow called the Hide containing 20 acres which was common about 10 years past with the fields there.

An' fo' I knowed it, he done picked up that bone an' lammed me ovah de head wid it.