Sitting on the bench, the hem of her skirt touched the ground.

The Republic of Udmurtia is west of the Permian Oblast.

Hyperbolical exornations […] many much affect.

Sadly for you, the fuzz didn't take kindly to you running around in your birthday suit, and faster than you can say Miranda rights, they've put the clink-clanks on you and are hauling you off to the joint.