Citizen, I desire nothing more than to get to Paris, though I could dispense with the escort.

The saddle, in fact, looks ludicrous at my timid approximation of 109%, and to mount it, even though it is too unpunishingly broad and cushioned for any serious cyclist, requires a kind of foolhardy resolve.

You'm no better than a baby when they've clacketed at ye for an hour or two without a word of sense from beginnin' to end.

The 2-mile radius around light rail stations is considered the bikeshed, or the distance within which most people are able and willing to ride a bicycle.