Would you rather live in a world where[…] regardless of where you went to sleep, every morning you always wake up naked and spooning a complete stranger OR once a month a siren randomly goes off and you are required to give a “rusty trombone” to the person standing nearest to you?

The country's economic contraction was caused by high oil prices.

Seven pounds make a clove, 2 cloves a stone, 2 stone a tod, 6 1/2 tods a wey, 2 weys a sack, 12 sacks a last. … It is to be observed here that a sack is 13 tods, and a tod 28 pounds, so that the sack is 364 pounds.

While in the most serious cases mounting an investigation is usually mandatory, there are other occasions where it is less clear-cut or when it is concluded that an investigation would not fulfil RAIB's objectives to improve safety or prevent future accidents.