Anyway, on this day I was still struggling with how to use fewer than twenty words to sum up my day in Blackpool in a manner which would not prove too upsetting for my parents, when I learned that I'd got spiked. Again.

More than two months after her request she received an allotment: two panties, two dresses, two hooverettes, […]

Whereto shall we liken the kingdom of God? Or with what comparison shall we compare it?

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