To slow it down, the below song is a throwback remake using a song from 90's babies' parents' generation. It's definitely a majority favorite, and while I wouldn't say it's better than the OG version, it's definitely soothing to the ear.

I don't hear one word in ten that they say, continued Mrs. Abingdon; it's Greek to me. However, ...

I will further alleage a storie[…]to make us palpably feele his naturall condition.

Now, if in a stage coach in the depth of winter, when three passengers are warm and snug, a fourth, all besnowed and frozen, descends from the outside and takes place amongst them, straightway all the three passengers shift their places, uneasily pull up their cloak collars, re-arrange their comforters, feel indignantly a sensible loss of caloric—the intruder has at least made a sensation.