Fishy, pussy funky elevator
Pissy, broke ass project elevator
Old baby piss, stank ass horse, cat piss smelling funky hot ass elevator
I'm not climbing no 17 flights[…]
Through all the living Regions dost thou move,
And scatter'st, where thou goest, the kindly Seeds of Love:
Since then the race of every living thing,
Obeys thy pow'r; since nothing new can spring
Without thy Warmth, without thy Influence bear,
Or beautiful or lovesome can appear,
Be thou my Aid: my tuneful Song inspire,
And kindle with thy own productive Fire;
The Russians are working on the graser. One B. V. Chirkov has published a theoretical study in the Soviet Journal of Experimental and Theoretical Physics. He thinks a very pure crystal, pumped with a powerful source of radiation (such a hard X rays), much as a ruby crystal is pumped with high-intensity light in one form of laser, could be stimulated to emit coherent gamma rays—pulses of high-energy radiation perfectly in step.
