He kept a mistress for over ten years.

Your sacred Majesty, he has the dropsy;— We shall find pints of hydatids in’s liver, He has not half an inch of wholesome fat Upon his carious ribs

The past is obdurate for the same reason a turtle's shell is obdurate: because the living flesh inside is tender and defenseless.

Travels of a French fried potato: In your mouth a few minutes, in your stomach a few hours, on your hips the rest of your life.