The lesbian couple ate each other out. see also Thesaurus:oral sex

But some will say, our curate is naught, an asshead, a dodipole, a lack-latin, and can do nothing: Shall I pay him my tithes, that doth us no good or none will do? Yea, I say, thou must pay him his due; and if he be such a one, complain to the bishop.

I remember once being involved in the production of a film that was made to the accompaniment of howls that would have put the most callous laugh-track to shame.

The cops finally got me.