The cave was populated by albino scorpions, blind salamanders, and other troglodytes.

My brief but eye-opening look at bondage videos had made me realize that I was never going to be an arse-whipping, ball-crushing, face-sitting dominatrix, but I could give it my best shot.

I … say the Apocrypha be all lying works or Ironies: mockages of fools.

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