Don't “step on the laughs” just because you are long on content and short on time.

It was dreadful to be chained in the middle of the deep — to be the continual sport of the quietless billows — to be shunned as a fatal thing by those who traversed the solitary ocean.

Sit him in front of the TV and he might watch for hours.

“Purple smoke is no joke. Especially when it is real purple. The smell, taste, and high is easily one of the best in the world. One bowl of some purple Kush, and I'm done for a couple of hours.