This countrey ſwarmes with vile outragious men, That liue by rapine and by lawleſſe ſpoile, Fit ſouldiers for the wicked Tamburlaine.

And all men that have loved right more than ease, And honor above honors; all who gave Free-handed of their best for other men, And thought their giving taking...

...prepare your backpack and MAYBE spare a minute to drop a bomb in the toilet?

Stick with me, Simon, and you'll be even okayer.