If you're trying to control that wet noodle, there's got to be a lot of intelligence behind it in the way of microchips actually out there doing the controlling."

But the truly impressive part of this entry is the photovoltaic film that has been applied to the platform and entrance roofs (all 272 square metres of it). It is a UK first for the railway, and is expected to generate 36kW of electricity to meet the needs of the station itself and to feed the surplus back to the grid.

Thus I begin: All is not gold that glitters, Pleasure seems sweet, but proves a glass of bitters.

It appears that the shell forks a copy of itself and that this copy then forks to make each of the previous processes in the pipeline.