No one likes a Glasshole because they are usually unpredictable in their actions.

While Brown distracted the usually hyperfocused Mangini, safety Kerry Rhodes and linebackers Eric Barton and Jonathan Vilma grabbed a cooler of Gatorade and surreptitiously assumed their positions according to plan.

I am batching next week when my wife visits her sister.

Or to put it in the bracingly original terms of “The Second Plane,” it is misology that is the cause of thanatism.