She stood there dumbfounded as the door swung open and banged against the inside wall, narrowly missing her.¶ I did that, she thought. I'm a... teek?

Hitchhiker and cowcatcher plugs will be considered.

No doubt her pleasure would have been at that moment to give him not only that gold which she had been saving up against rent-day, but the spoons, the furniture, and all the valuables of the house, including, perhaps, J. J.'s bricabrac, cabinets, china, and so forth.

He moves around the floor like an elephant trying to sex up a giraffe, humping the chocolate stand and doggy styling the ice cream freezer while at the same time making a terribly[sic] facial expression