Geneticists have created baker's yeast that can live to 800 in yeast years.

I'm not a prude and I wasn't a prude then, but I couldn't see living in a ménage à trois unless the third member were a girl.

Look to yourselves, ye polished gentlemen! / No city airs or arts pass current here. / Your rank is all reversed: let men of cloth / Bow to the stalwart churls in overalls: / They are the doctors of the wilderness, / And we the low-priced laymen.

He sure is queasie stomach't that must pet, and puke, at such a trivial circumstance