The amount of space at the disposal of newspapers, and the want of something to talk about and write about, produced that mild autumnal effect known as the silly season, which sets in when there is a lull in politics, and a dearth of news.

The tyrannous and bloody act is done,— The most arch deed of piteous massacre That ever yet this land was guilty of.

With the infestation of guns and ammosexuals the USA has, you might just kill yourselves off. The Wild West folks had nothing compared to what the ammosexuals are carrying round everywhere. What could possibly go wrong?

Michael was limber, Sir Alexander stocky; neither was overproficient with his fists.