The no-coiners have some of the same idiosyncratic obsessiveness as the crypto bros; like their antagonists, they gather on Discord and Twitter to exchange tips and memes, and they’re fluent in acronym-heavy jargon.

Yes, I understand that the current expression is horizontal jogging, Minister.

Ah, Alan, murmured Dorian with a sigh, I wish you had a thousandth part of the pity for me that I have for you.

In 2012, over three million Texans voted Democrat.