Supercompetent, superconfident and supercritical, Schmidt is a gifted orator whose acerbic wit earned him the nickname Schmidt the Lip.

His penis twitching expectantly, he was sure that the little cumslut wouldn’t hesitate to lift her habit and impale herself on his magnificent penile shaft and fuck her tight pussy to orgasm. But he wasn’t so sure that she was a little cumslut. If she wasn’t, she soon would be.

It is hoped that every reader will have a sufficient share of the general sense of humor to enjoy, and not to take offense at, such bits of Usonian and Canadian lingo.

I will never again eat that stuff. No chance!