He is an unusual individual.

not in his favoured midfield role, either but as a false No 9: the sort of role Guardiola only hands to his chosen, crystalline few: Mario Götze at Bayern Munich (less successfully), Lionel Messi at Barcelona (a little more so).

Catching him near the rope swing, she reached in the hip pocket of his overalls, hoping to snatch the gum, but her hand went through a hole and she grabbed his weenus instead.

It was no wonder the shipping insustry in Australia was flatlining under the Labor Party. You could not resuscitate the Australian shipping industry with a Packer whacker under Labor.