The most eminent jurists have not even yet decided on a satisfactory definition of piracy. […] One school holds that it is any felony committed on the High Seas. But that does little except render a separate term otiose. Moreover, it is not accepted by other schools of thought.

Peisistratus was the first architect of the Iliad and the Odyssey.

You should set the alarm on your watch to go off at seven o'clock.

We punned about the topic until all around us groaned.