Was it all a huge joke … this U and non-U business? Yes and no. John Betjeman assured me that it was. But some jokes have an element of cruelty and a great many sensitive people, particularly women, must have suffered agonies of embarrassment because they were uncertain as to what was 'done,' and what was not.

The golden rule not to get all religiousy states to love one another as you love God.

Let the e-girls put hearts on their faces and dye their hair.

He says he likes hip-hop, but I think it's just a front.